Darryl: You’re not as scary as “bookface” over there.
Jim: Yes, I am the popular social networking site known as ‘bookface’.The Office 6.07 - “Koi Pond”(via barnumyay)
Today, I was driving behind my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls over. I do the same and am utterly bewildered as he runs out of his car and pulls me out of mine. He then grabs my hand and we take off running.. and jumping into a giant pile of leaves he saw on the side of the road. I do believe I will be keeping him around. MLIA.
All you need is love and the re-launching of my blog proves it! ;) Thank you to all of my friends and family for your love, support, advice and logistical contributions to making this come together. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. (picture via artpixie)
Today, I answered the door to find a high school girl dressed as Taylor Swift. Halfway through saying “trick or treat,” a boy dressed as Kanye pushed her aside proclaiming how much more Beyonce deserved the candy. They both got extra candy. MLIA
Today, my friend and I went to McDonald’s in our Halloween costumes. We went into the PlayPlace, and met a few little eight year-olds there. One of them asked us what we were, and his friend poked him and said, “You dummy! She’s [me, dressed as Harry Potter] Harry Potter, and HE’S [my friend, dressed as Edward Cullen] obviously gay.” My faith in the youth of America has been restored. MLIA.
Yesterday, we went on a haunted hayride. When we came to see Dracula, my Twilight-obsessed friend shouted out: “Do you know Edward Cullen?” and he replied: “Sorry, I’m straight.” I have never laughed so hard MLIA
Ah, Halloween. A time when women dress up like sluts, men get drunk by 9 PM, and kids wear the cutest costumes imaginable. iBeatYou held a contest to see which kid had the cutest Halloween costume this year, and the results are all extremely AWW-worthy.
At the Daycare...One of the kids said this to me.
- KALEN: She's walking like a BOY!!
- ME: How is she walking like a boy?
- KALEN: BECAUSE GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED TO SHAKE THEIR BUMS WHEN THEY WALK...
- ME: *wow* ...
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WHOA. Insanity.
omg am i high? trippy!!!
Holy smokes that is crazy!
Woah. I feel betrayed by my eyes.
Made me laugh so hard
Today, I watched a freshman fall down the stairs, and then land with an air guitar and a knee slide, and walk away like nothing happened. That kid is going places. MLIA.
